"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
how to start a conversation, a tutorial by yours truly
"I’m actually going to have to kill you, as discussed earlier."
OMG does he have any idea how stupid he looks
"Oh… It’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME."
Here’s the thing I did! I apologise for my lack of artistic ability. And that’s in no way representative of your appearance, that’s just the best I can do. Sad, really.
Ohh I love it, thank you!!
JESUS IS THAT WHEATLEY WITH AN UMBRELLA HAT
WE NEED MORE WHEATLEY WITH AN UMBRELLA HAT, STAT
Yes, it’s Wheatley in an umbrella hat. He’s afraid of getting wet. How else is he supposed to go out when it’s raining?
THATS SO CUTE AH SHIT
hed be so proud of his umbrella hat, it makes him invincible
Oh my god I didn’t even realize it was a hat!
Holy shit, that is amazing!
Am I allowed to join in?
the more umbrella Wheat the better
"I’ll just- I’ll catch up with ya."
this made at least one person angry so far
make that two
everything from this blog makes me angry so
everything Wheatley related makes me angry tbh
"Quick question—have you been working out?"